Nicole Eichenberg

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You’re in the Danger Zone

I don’t get triggered and go off on someone often, but this did it.   This dude also sent me a series of messages on Tinder yesterday, but he unmatched me before I had time to read them.  Shame.

Oh, Richard, you narcissistic, manic shell of a man. 

I work a full-time job, and in fact am picking up four days of overtime between this week and next week.  I also do stand-up comedy, and have two shows this week with two different sets that I have to memorize.  I also run a blog that takes between 2-4 hours of my time every day.  I handmade gifts for many of my friends and co-workers this month, and am trying to fit in time to see said friends this week.  Jessica and I still read two books a month and write one short story a week.  Erin and I are doing one writing prompt per day and working on Journal 29 as well.  I have been averaging five hours of sleep a night for the past few weeks, but I suck it up because I am making time for the people and things that are important to me.  So, no, Richard, I am not busy sucking dick.  I am busy kicking ass.

By the way, I hope that your fourteen-year-old daughter never has a man speak to her this way.  She deserves better.  We all deserve better.

I half-considered sending Richard a link to this blog post, but he’s not even worth the effort.  

I need to get up to go work my first overtime shift this week.  Sydney Stigerts’ Ugly Sweater Show is tonight at 8 pm at the Sacramento Comedy Spot.  I hope to see you all there.   

Mic drop.