Ladies and gents, I’m posting these screenshots of guys’ Tinder profiles to emphasize why you should read what they put in their bios. 

Not here.   You’re going to hate half of me.

I can see why that site fell out of favor.   

Look, I’m not knocking the fact that people have preferences as far as what they’re attracted to.  I’m just confused as to why they would swipe right on me when I’m obviously mixed-race.   

Alright, time to get off my soapbox.  I have a lot to do today, including distributing presale tickets for Comedy Burger.  I have a very limited amount left, so if you would like one, contact me RIGHT NOW!!! 

Catch you all in the evening post.