Apparently I'm dumb and can't figure out how to properly publish posts, so let me try this again.

Bad Laugh and I went to Aliens vs Nerf Guns on Friday night. Upon further reflection his laugh isn't actually that bad, but he is missing teeth and appears to have an infected cyst on his neck. Sigh. The real deal-breaker for me is that he quit his PhD program and is currently stocking shelves at an electronics retail store. Call me shallow, but I'm in my 30s and I need a man with a little more drive.

Anyhoo, Aliens vs Nerf Guns turned out to be AMAZEBALLS. You get a Nerf revolver and 20 rounds, and wander through a haunted house-type maze shooting guys dressed like aliens. It's a great way to get out your pent-up aggression. I shot what I thought was a mannequin in the crotch, but it turned out to be a very angry man. My bad.

The low point of the night for me was that I shot myself in the face trying to unjam the Nerf gun. Insert joke here.

Moral of the story: if you're looking for something different to do, Aliens vs Nerf Guns is a fun activity. If you're affiliated with Aliens vs Nerf Guns, I am very interested in an endorsement.