Those are a lot of assumptions. They are all incorrect. This is like the world’s worst version of two truths and a lie.

Tom Bomb and I are going to the cemetery for trust-building exercises on Sunday. Tom is a good comic and a great guy.

He is also very insightful and gives great advice. If you haven’t ever sat down and had a conversation with Tom, I highly recommend it.

I’m attempting to relax tonight by watching Almost Christmas and getting some writing done. I hope that you all have a happy Thanksgiving Eve. Food porn pics to follow tomorrow.