Sorry I'm late. I was out having dinner with my friend Kyra, and then at Jay Wuck's Christmas party. Jay is a fellow comic, and he will eventually be writing a piece for the blog about the story of his engagement. For now, check out his and Jacqui Pirl's page Carpool Comics on Facebook (@CarpoolComics).

Many of the funniest things that comics say actually happen on the drive to and from shows and open mics. Carpool Comics captures that lightning in a bottle.

Alright, I guess I owe you guys a creepy screenshot.

I love it when guys match with me on Tinder, then message me only to ask if the girl next to me in one of my pictures is single. This isn't like catalog shopping where you can just pick the one you want.

Actually, now that I think about it, that's exactly what online dating is like.

I'm tired. See you all in the morning.