Morning, gang! I slept for ten hours, and I feel super refreshed. Maybe I should try sleeping on weekdays, too.

I know I’m being a hater this week, but there are so many things that make me uncomfortable about this profile.

First of all, it’s great that you love your kid, but I don’t think it’s safe to put a picture of him/her on your dating profile (Eddie is also big on this having the potential to go south for single parents). That guy’s “Kid Tested Mother Approved” tagline also has super creepy connotations.

The username is hella cheesy, but that’s the least of my worries at this point. There’s also the mega-vague “Have Professional Career” line. Please. For the love of God. At least list the general industry in which you work.

Also, I have an aversion to guys sticking their tongues out in pictures. I’m sorry. I just can’t get past that.

I have a jam-packed day of getting a pedicure, sitting in on an RPG night, and then meeting Eddie and his friend Pete out at a bar to try to help Pete get over a breakup. See you guys in the evening post (which will realistically probably be a 2 am post).