I’m Wilford Brimley
Good evening! Eddie and I are going out in a few hours, so I’m posting now rather than stay up even later past my bedtime. Plus I have overtime tomorrow. Yay money.
I made slutty brownies today, because diabeetus.
I also got a completely random group text from a number in Massachusetts.
No one ever answered me. Fine. I didn’t want to go anyway.
Time to make myself look halfway decent. See you guys in the morning.