Credit Check

Morning.  One of my girlfriends sent me this screenshot.  Some dude has this as one of the pictures on his Tinder profile.

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This isn’t the most offensive thing I’ve ever seen, nor is it the first time I’ve seen this in online dating.  One guy even had a screenshot of his bank account summary.   This particular guy’s profile is not much better, however.

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This bio keeps getting stranger the more I read it.  First of all, you’re probably not going to find a genuine girl by posting your credit score on your dating profile.  And now I have questions.  Is he betting on horse racing?  Why does he do so many floral arrangements?  What does he have in his second closet?!?!?

Maybe that’s where he stores all of his movies.  I’m afraid to ask which genre they are. 

Time to get up.  See you guys later.