Guys. Something magical just happened.

I’ll be right back. I need to plan my wedding.

In real-world news, I just got booked for a showcase at Blacktop in Rocklin on 5/19. Morty Stein is producing, and he is both hilarious and a fantastic human being. And a mortician. Come out if you can.

Also, the latest installment of The Shoe Is On The Other Foot is happening at Luna’s on Wednesday at 8 pm. Come see me do comedy as the male version of myself.

Bedtime. See you guys in the morning.