Good morning!

This selfie combines three of my least favorite things: 1) shirtless selfies, 2) not being able to see a guy’s face in a dating app profile picture, and 3) a touch of gynecomastia. Also, why not just take the shirt off altogether instead of doing this weird flasher pose?

Did the profile make things any better?

No. No, it did not.

Time to get up and do things. See you guys later.