Good morning!

I have the feeling this is another thirsty cut-and-paste fishing method. My last name is is very unusual, and the only other two people with my first and last name live on other continents.

Also, dudes need to stop trying to pick up chicks on Pinterest. I don’t even know why the site has messaging. I just want to look at recipes and memes.

Time to get to work. See you guys in the evening.