Evening, gang. So in a strange turn of events, I'm subbing for Teo Morgan at Capitol Punishment in Benicia on Friday night.

Come through if you can. It's going to be incredible. I'm going up against Chelsea Bearce, and she is going to destroy me.

Also, yes, I edited Teo's name out. Because I can.

Oh, and if you're not already on my guestlist for Blacktop on Saturday, hit me up! You know where to find me.

I need to write some puns, y'all. See you in the morning.