Good evening. I don’t want to post a creepy screenshot, so here’s a failed Siri conversation between my friend and I from a few years ago.

I had an awesome evening catching up with Erin tonight. We need to do this more often. Plus I added a few more books to my reading list.

I have some lines to memorize, and then I’m going to sleep. (Cue suspenseful music. This project is dropping Mother’s Day weekend. I don’t want to say too much right now, but it’s going to be hilarious.)

See you guys in the morning.