Good evening. I have a couple of things on my mind tonight.

1) I feel like I’m getting too old to be out late. I get tired early, and sometimes I feel like I would rather be at home reading when everyone around me is drunk and getting turnt, and I’m not. Do people still say turnt? Probably not. I’m old. But I digress.

2) I’m noticing that when people say “I want you to be honest with me”, often, they actually don’t. Or they’re not prepared to actually hear the truth. Which is also probably why I’m single, but that’s neither here nor there.

I’m going to sleep, and then brunch. See you guys in the morning.