Ladies and gentlemen, Facebook has informed me that it is the anniversary of two major events.

Three years ago, I met my best friend at speed dating. 

One year ago, I got called a slut shamer on social media. 

Memories are fun. 

Also, I am not Dan’s lesbian best friend.  That honor goes to Sydney Stigerts. 

Alrught, I gotta do things before I meet up with Willie Travis.  See you guys tonight.