Let’s play “guess what’s wrong with this message”.
I thought about letting it go, but decided to respond like the trash goddess I am.
Godspeed, Matt. I hope you find your Linda.
Bedtime. Tomorrow is a busy day. See you guys in the morning.
Good morning. Well, it was good until I got this gem.
If anyone is wondering where all the weirdos from the Craigslist personals went, I’m pretty sure they migrated to POF.
The conversation got weirder, but I don’t even care enough to screenshot and I’m pretty sure this dude is on Megan’s Law.
I’m going back to bed.
Here’s the scene: it’s a beautiful Friday morning. I wake up without my alarm and see that I have notifications. This is one of them.
This is the first I recall hearing anything from this guy, unless I rejected him before and he left so little of an impression that I completely forgot his existence.
By far POS (I mean, POF) is the site I get harassed on the most. At this point I’m in it just for the screenshots.
My friend Nick had some feedback.
With that, I’m going to introvert for the night. See you guys later.
Good morning. Blerch.
This is one of those cases where looking at the profile definitely makes it worse.
Time to get up. See you guys later.
Good evening.
This dog’s face sums up how I feel looking at online dating profiles.
The bright side of being sick is that I lost a lot of weight. Yay illness.
See you guys in the morning.
Good morning.
Hooray anxiety. And I am done with my stomach.
Have a good day, everyone.
Good evening.
How poetic.
I’m gonna try to sleep, if my stomach allows. Have a good evening, all.
Good morning. My stomach is my frenemy.
I could never be bored listening to tales of sheep shearing.
Have a good day, everyone.
Good evening. I had no response to this.
Does anyone that reads this have script-writing experience? Hit me up at nicole@thebeentheredonethatproject.com.
I don’t know about everyone else, but I am beat. Time to read and introvert. See you guys in the morning.
Good morning.
Also, thank you to my awesome friend Shana for cooking me dinner last night. It was delicious.
Off to do things. See you guys later.
This is going to be brief. I have a lot on my mind right now.
I like crackers. Does that count?
I’m going to try to sleep. See you guys in the morning.
Good morning.
This guy sounds like a pirate. A very specific kind of pirate. I’ll leave it at that.
Time for work. See you guys later.
Good evening! I pulled a muscle in my back and I have no idea how. Yaaaaaaaay 30s.
I kind of wanted to ask “how weird?”, but most of me did not want to know the answer.
Bedtime! See you guys in the morning.
Morning. I think my body is telling me to chill out.
I’m tired after reading that novel.
Alrught, time to do things and hope I feel better in time for There Goes the Neighborhood tonight. See you guys later.
Evening. I saw Tomb Raider. The movie was entertaining, if a little campy. Dominic West, sadly, has not aged well. My movie companion showed up 30 minutes late without an apology, and didn’t thank me for buying the tickets. He stepped on multiple people’s feet while going down the aisles and didn’t apologize to any of them, either. I don’t think we’ll be seeing each other again.
Everyone bailed on the scavenger hunt this morning, but it was actually really good to catch up on sleep instead. I think I’ll do some more catching up right now. See you guys in the morning.
Good morning. I am too old to be out at all hours of the night.
This is too many secrets for me.
Time to get up and do a scavenger hunt, then see Tomb Raider. See you guys later.
Well, I did it again and stayed out too late with Eddie. I don’t think he made it home yet. I have a scavenger hunt, so I have to get up in four hours. I’ll see you guys in the morning.
Good morning!
No. I do not. And I feel like that was a stretch.
It’s Friday! I’m exhausted already. See you guys tonight.
Greetings! I finally got my computer to work. Kind of. Anyway, the latest installment of The Shoe Was On The Other Foot was last night, and everyone knocked it out of the park.
The hostess with the mostest, Suzette Veneti.
Eclair Danes (Ed Mena) and me as my male alter ego. Ed is wearing my lipstick. I think it looks better on him.
Josephine (Joey) C
Stephaneeeeeeeeee (Stephen Ferris)
Aunt Martha, aka Wendy M. Lewis
Ed gets two pictures because he took off his wig onstage.
All of the comics last night did amazing, and I'm so proud of everyone. Points if you can identify some familiar faces in the audience.
Alright gang, it's been a long week, and tomorrow is gonna be another long day. See you guys in the morning.
Top of the morning. I am having major issues with all of my electronics right now.
Emoji and all.
Time to go to work. See you guys later.