Good evening.
Here’s a picture of Daniel, Mark and Damian from Capitol Punishment. I promised Damian I would send him all the pictures I took tonight once I edit everything. I’ve been up for almost 24 hours, so that sounds like a job for tomorrow.
See you guys in a few hours. Sleep. I miss it.
Good morning!
I’m working the door for Capitol Punishment tonight. Come hang out. It’s gonna be awesome.
Time to get my insomniac self up and running. See you guys later.
Good evening! One more day.
His quote sounds like something I would get from a disappointing fortune cookie.
It’s almost Friday, and I have a jam-packed weekend ahead. Time to get some sleep to prepare. See you guys in the morning.
Good morning!
This brings back memories of awkward high school dances.
Happy Thursday, all. Have a great day.
Good evening!
Wow, he took all that time to type out an entire scene from a movie, and he would have had better luck just listing this hobbies.
Dave Touchstone just booked me for Koe’s in Stockton on 4/28 and a competition in Winters that is tentatively on 6/28. I’m doing a show for second Saturday on 6/9 to support Amber Whitford’s charity, but I’m not sure where and when. I will keep you all posted.
Exciting things are happening. I’m taking a writing class with Erin that requires me to write a book (which will more than likely end up being a short story or novella).
Life is good. I love you all, and will see you in the morning.
Good morning!
I don’t know why, but I have a mental image of this guy putting Barbie clothes on dried meat.
Time to go to work. See you guys later.
Good evening! This has been a productive day.
He should find friends who can describe him in a better light.
Time to get some writing done. See you guys in the morning.
Good morning.
Actually, it wasn’t creepy until he brought it up. But now it’s weird.
Happy Tuesday. See you guys later.
Good evening! I asked my friends on Facebook and Twitter to list things that are guaranteed left-swipes on dating apps, and this is a fairly comprehensive list.
1) Women in the picture (guys always claim it’s their sister)
2) Lots of group pictures where you can’t tell which one is the guy/girl
3) Selfies
4) Shirtless selfies
5) Gym selfies
6) Hotel room selfies
7) All selfies
8) People in their 30s “just looking for fun”
9) Saying in their profile that they went to the school of hard knocks (have you noticed that no one ever seems to graduate from this school?)
10) Flipping off the camera
11) Sticking out your tongue
12) A toilet in the background of a selfie (especially a metal toilet—like the prison selfie my friend received)
13) Facial tattoos
14) Civil war memorabilia
15) Pictures with your kids—I’ve touched on this subject before. I would be too afraid of pedophiles
16) Cigarette smokers
17) Married men
18) Couples looking for a “bull” (I’m afraid to look it up on Urban Dictionary)
19) Too many political references in the profile (especially if they are extreme in either direction)
20) Appearing overly religious
21) Using the word “swolemate”
22) Bad grammar
23) Bad spelling
24) Pics taken far away so you can’t see the person's face
25) Extreme sports/fitness junkies
26) People who say “no drama” usually have a lot of it
27) People who look unclean
28) People who use lots of porn terms in their profile
29) “Separated” guys whose wives are actually just in the next room
30) Pictures of random things (and not the person)
31) People who say “I’m not racist, BUT”
32) When there is nothing written in the profile—only pics
33) Saying they’re looking for “someone special”
34) People who talk about how bored they are
35) Pics with your dog. Is your dog coming on the date? I would rather hang out with your dog, actually.
Want to add anything to the list or argue? Comment below or e-mail me at nicole@thebeentheredonethatproject.com.
I'm probably going to be adding some different, non-dating-related content in the near future for reasons I'll get into at a later date. If anyone has any ideas for that, you know where to find me.
I'm playing Doki Doki Literature Club and I'm almost at "that point", so I might not be sleeping much tonight. Erin, let me know once you catch up!
See you guys in the morning.
Good morning!
This guy seems nice enough, but I can’t get past the “humerus” thing. Also, by “neat”, does he mean tidy or that he’s a nifty person?
Time to get ready for work. See you guys later.
Good evening!
True, especially on POF.
Speaking of which, I’m off online dating. Hopefully for the final time. I’m looking forward to not getting psychotic messages from random men anymore. I’lI still be posting screenshots until I run out, though.
Time for more Homicide Hunter. See you guys in the morning.
Good morning!
Oh thank God, I’ve been trippin’ over what to do if we get zombies.
Happy Sunday! I’m looking forward to getting a lot of writing and cleaning done today. See you guys later.
Good evening! Eddie had a day of eating nothing but meat. I don’t envy his next few bowel movements.
I saw A Quiet Place, and OMG IT WAS SO AMAZING. I have not been that terrified in a movie in a long time.
Time for sleeps. See you guys in the morning.
Good morning!
Part of me wants to explain to this guy how hormones work in the human body. And how grammar works. Most of me doesn’t care enough, though.
Time to get up. I have a pedicure, dinner, and then I’m seeing A Quiet Place. See you guys later.
Happy Friday!
I ain’t no snitch.
Erin and I are taking a writing class, so I’m gonna do some homework and watch Homicide Hunter. See you guys in the morning.
Good morning.
Two obscene hand gestures do not make a right.
Yay, the rain is back. See you guys later.
Good evening! It has been a productive day.
I’m not sure if “vagas” is an accidental or deliberate typo. Also, I’m scared to ask what “stacking” is.
Today’s exciting news is that I have been asked to help with an animated series called Unproductive Superheroes. Everything is still in the early stages, but I’ll be posting links as things go live.
Time to get stuff done. See you guys later.
Good morning!
This guy sounds like the bro-iest bro to ever bro. Gymdouche indeed.
Also, his interest in grammar was not apparent in his profile.
Also, his comment about “no trans” makes me want to tell him that I do comedy in drag.
I’m off to work to have conversations with real humans. See you guys later.
Good evening!
I wasn’t aware that you needed such a high level of education to work as a psychic detective. I stand corrected.
I need to get some sleep tonight. See you guys later.
Good morning!
This guy has some valid points, and at least he owns it. Both his home and the white trash thing. And I am apparently the Trash Queen, soooooo...
Time to go do stuff. See you guys later.