Help Mr. Spock

I was going to post another top 10 list from Jessica.  Today was the worst day I have had in a long time, so I’m going to bed early.  Instead, here is a super fun show I’m going to be on next month.

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Come and help my friend Paul Spock get a kidney.   He’s super cool and he deserves one.

See you guys tomorrow.  Come out to Kick-n-Mule if you can. 

One and Only

Good evening!  I'm finally posting pictures from last night's show.

Danny Luna

Danny Luna

Jon Porter

Jon Porter

Al Shuman

Al Shuman

Amber Whitford

Amber Whitford

Imin Love

Imin Love

Me

Me

Frank the Tank

Frank the Tank

Justis Lang

Justis Lang

Jacqui Pirl

Jacqui Pirl

Ted Yang

Ted Yang

Morty the Mortician

Morty the Mortician

Elisia Gonzalez

Elisia Gonzalez

Frank the Tank

Frank the Tank

The gang

The gang

More me

More me

#narcissismintensifies

#narcissismintensifies

In breaking news, I just snagged a guest spot at Kick 'n' Mule on Saturday.  Come on by.  It's going to be a blast.

I need to sleep BAD.  See you guys in the morning.

10 Things I Hate About Traveling

Evening, folks.  Jessica and our friend Marcus hate stuff about traveling.  I’m too lazy to log onto my computer and format this properly, so I’m doin’ it on mobile.

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10 Things I Hate About Traveling 

  1. Flying Coach: well, everything except for the price.
  2. Sitting next to people who snore: also, sleeping next to people who snore.  Snoring in general. 
  3. Layovers in crappy, antiquated airports: especially if there is nowhere to eat and nothing to do (also see #9). 
  4. Long security lines: I am working on getting TSA pre-approved as we speak. 
  5. Carry-on baggage scans: Jessica’s tip is to not pack jelly beans in your carry-on.  Apparently they look like drugs when x-rayed.
  6. People shoving oversized bags in the overhead bins that take up too much room: also, YOU KNOW if your bag is obviously not going to fit up there.  Physics, yo. 
  7. Attempting to pack according to the weather forecast: obviously, meteorology can’t predict everything.  It does suck when you’re wearing flip-flops and you should have brought snowshoes. 
  8. People who hog the armrest and invade your leg room: especially when they cross their legs so that their feet are dangling in your space. 
  9. Slow WiFi: hope you downloaded some movies off Netflix. 
  10. Sitting in front of kids who kick the back of your seat: a cocktail sounds nice right about now. 

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I’m flying to Hawaii in October.  It looks like I’m doing an out-of-town show the night before, and my flight leaves at 6 am.  Maybe I’ll just stay up all night so I can sleep through the five-hour flight. 

I’m watching Gordon Ramsay annihilate a local chef on Hulu.  I hope you all have a nice evening. 

That Was Easy

So apparently all I had to do at Squarespace was change my URL.  Rad.  Jessica gave me another top 10 list, but honestly I’m tired.  Here are pictures of food instead.

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I’m making Bloody Mary pickles after a great dinner with Jessica and Marcus at Canon.

As of this instant, I’m going to switch to once-daily posting every evening rather than twice daily.  I’m getting busier, and honestly I would rather condense everything into a daily wrap-up. 

Now, bedtime.  See you guys later. 

News

Good evening, all.  

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I’m on this show with Ngaio Bealum from Netflix’s Cooking On High.  Joseph Lopez, Wendy M. Lewis, and Dave Touchstone are also on the show (which are all names that should sound familiar if you’ve been following this for a while).

In mixed-feelings news, I’m probably gonna be closing down this website in the near future.  Comedy is really taking off, and I haven’t dated in months so the original premise is a moot point. 

I’ll post more updates and a link to my new website once I get that up and running.  I bought the domain nicoleisjustok.com, and all of my social media accounts reflect that now. 

It’s been a really good year overall.  Thanks to everyone who’s been paying attention.

Thinking

I had a dream last night that I got back together with a long-term ex.  Specifically, the guy I dated for three years who proposed to me one day, then changed his mind within 24 hours and sent me a text kicking me out of the house.  Who went on to marry one of my close friends.  I guess you could say it was a nightmare.

There was a point when we were content, and there was a decent degree of financial security.  But I don’t think we were ever really happy with each other, for many reasons. 

Even though a lot of bad things have happened since then, a lot of cool things have also happened.  I’m thankful for that. 

With that, I need to organize my material.  See you guys in the morning. 

Movie Challenge Day 7

Good morning!  I finally kinda sorta feel like I’m caught up on sleep.

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This movie reminds me of old-school mysteries, with a paranormal, religious twist. Actually, I think I’ll watch it again today.

I had a dream that I got back together with my ex who married one of my close friends.  It was scarier than this movie. 

With that, I’m off to get stuff done.  See you guys later.