Constance, You In Danger, Girl

Constance sent me a series of messages and screenshots today, and...well, see for yourself.  The first one is a conversation between her and the dude who is fresh out of prison and married to his cousin.

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First of all, WHAT THE ACTUAL %&^$???????????  Is this even English?  It sounds like the way a five-year-old would describe his no-no place.

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I guess this is a good example of different strokes for different folks.  I wouldn't hang with a guy I couldn't take out in public.  In a later part of the conversation, Constance also mentioned that this guy brags about fighting and knocking people out.  I warned her to be careful, but she has assured me that she knows what she's doing.  I have done my part as a friend.

If this is all that's left out there, I'll just die alone, thanks.  It's cool.

At the suggestion of my friend Andy, I am including a new category called Teaching Moments.  It's a way to spin not-so-fantastic situations into a learning experience.  Sometime in the next few night posts, I will be chronicling a VERY awkward date that I went on a few weeks ago in the hopes that at least one person can learn something from the experience.  I would appreciate submissions for this category (and any other category).  Hit me up at nicole@thebeentheredonethatproject.com, and tell me your tale.

I am tired, and tomorrow is gonna be another long day.  See you all in the morning.