Constance, You In Danger, Girl
Constance sent me a series of messages and screenshots today, and...well, see for yourself. The first one is a conversation between her and the dude who is fresh out of prison and married to his cousin.
First of all, WHAT THE ACTUAL %&^$??????????? Is this even English? It sounds like the way a five-year-old would describe his no-no place.
I guess this is a good example of different strokes for different folks. I wouldn't hang with a guy I couldn't take out in public. In a later part of the conversation, Constance also mentioned that this guy brags about fighting and knocking people out. I warned her to be careful, but she has assured me that she knows what she's doing. I have done my part as a friend.
If this is all that's left out there, I'll just die alone, thanks. It's cool.
At the suggestion of my friend Andy, I am including a new category called Teaching Moments. It's a way to spin not-so-fantastic situations into a learning experience. Sometime in the next few night posts, I will be chronicling a VERY awkward date that I went on a few weeks ago in the hopes that at least one person can learn something from the experience. I would appreciate submissions for this category (and any other category). Hit me up at nicole@thebeentheredonethatproject.com, and tell me your tale.
I am tired, and tomorrow is gonna be another long day. See you all in the morning.