You know how sometimes you think you killed a spider, but then it pops back up when you least expect it? Creepy Tinder guy from yesterday sent me a message on OK Cupid this morning.

Once I had stopped screaming in horror, I took a look at what he had to say in his profile.

Wow, that was even douchier than I expected.

Time to get up and adult, but at least today is my work Christmas party and then my friend Shana’s Hanukkah party. Catch you guys in the evening post, which will hopefully not feature Vince from Tinder/OKC.