10 Things I Hate About Lines

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Evening, all.  Jessica has been awesome and produced another top 10 list.  Here are 10 things that Jessica hates about lines.

10 Things I Hate About: Lines

  1. People who cut into them.
  2. If ordering food, people who get to the front of the line and STILL don’t know what they want.  Join the line AFTER you figure it out!
  3. People standing too closely to you in them.  Keep an arms-length distance, people!
  4. The person behind you repeatedly bumping into you in line.  See number 3!
  5. People standing behind you popping gum in your ear.
  6. People on the phone behind you in line ranting in your ear.
  7. Standing in line (esp. downwind!) behind someone who has B.O.
  8. Standing in line outdoors and the person in front of/behind you lighting up a cigarette.  Thanks for giving me cancer due to second-hand smoke, asshole.
  9. At the airport, people cutting into a boarding group to which they are clearly not assigned. 
  10. After handing in your boarding pass, standing in line to board the aircraft and waiting in line for people to shoehorn their oversized bags into the overhead bins and taking forever to do it because the bag DOES NOT FIT AND SHOULD HAVE BEEN CHECKED BAGGAGE! See previous post “10 Things I Hate About: Traveling”!

Thank you to everyone who has been really cool and supportive the past few days.  I really appreciate you guys.

I need to unwind.  See you all tomorrow.